WE WILL PROTECT THIS HOUSE!

LT uses California wild fires for personal gain.
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Reigning NFL MVP LaDainian Tomlinson turns lemons into lemonade. After being evacuated from his home by FEMA Monday LT returned to find his home unscathed.

In an interview Wednesday LT said. "It's unreal when you think about what happened." With his two dogs Tomlinson evacuated his Poway home. "I'm leaving my community, I see the fires right around my community. At that point I'm thinking it's over, my house is going to burn down. Thank God it burned all the way around my house, but it didn't get my house. My house stayed intact."

LT's agent immediately contacted Under Armor brand clothing whose slogan is "we will protect this house." It was a match made in, well, a blistering inferno of greed and opportunity.

A spokesman for under armor plans to use images of Qualcomm stadium, referring to LT's "house" in the commercials set to be aired in November.

Thousands of San Diego residents weren't so lucky. Over 1700 buildings have been affected, half a million people to abandon their homes. Damages have already been estimated over $1.1 billion.